This is my third summer doing tour
guide work (both bus and private tours).
It’s been an interesting summer!
I’ve met a lot of interesting
people along the way, as has my husband, who also does tours—but I’ll stick to
my stories today.
It all started out when the local
tourism board—the Lagrange County Convention & Visitor’s Board in
Shipshewana—came across my website and gave me
a call… Apparently there is what’s
called a “gap in services” in this area of tourism. Nearly no one with my knowledge of the Amish
culture is giving private tours! I had
done a few every summer in recent years, so I had a “rack card” made up for the
Visitor’s Center in Shipshewana.
Soon the tourism board for Elkhart
County was carrying my rack cards and recommending me also. Between that and also having cards at
Farmstead Inn, Essenhaus Inn, and a few other places, that got the ball
rolling.
My husband has a strong knowledge
of the local culture also (most of our friends are Amish), and he’d done a few
bus tours also, and done them very well—so before long, we were partners in
this project. Next year his name will be
on the rack card, too!
But back to my adventures:
I’ll leave out the names to protect
the guilty and/or clueless here, but there really were some amusing moments
this summer!
I remember the three folks
visiting from Indonesia whose daughter had been a tour client the previous
year. She wanted her family to have a
buggy ride, since she had enjoyed it so much the previous year, and I can occasionally arrange one of those… But her elderly mother was having none of
it! That buggy horse might as well have
been a T Rex, as far as she was concerned.
The others had to take the ride without her!
Another delightful lady who grew up
in the Philippines and had spent her adult life in a couple of American cities
had a different experience with the local horses.
We went to a farm where she and her family
could get “up close and personal” with Belgian work horses, the typical Standardbred
buggy horses, and also the smaller ponies popular with the Amish children.
After we left, she said to me, “Well, this is
embarrassing to admit.
I didn’t know
there were different breeds of horses.
I
though all horses were the same!”
Then I
knew why she’d seen a pony there and asked, “Is that a baby one?”
I bet you never thought of going
to a junkyard on a tour!… But I’ve had
more than one client who wanted that very thing—and they loved it! See if you can pick out my client in this
photo of the wonderful antique stuff at my favorite place.
One of my newer stops is at an
Amish farm where rag rugs are made (below). As
the two wives in our party walked over to the rug workshop with me, the weaver’s
wife was out in in the gravel drive. The
two husbands, who were trailing behind us, met up with her and then one of them
called out to us, “You guys go ahead! We’re
gonna go milk a GOAT!” That was the last
we saw of them until we were ready to leave.
Not all the memories are ones I’d
want to repeat, though...
I remember the
time we had an Emotional Support Animal with us at an Amish workshop, and I
used up half a roll of paper towels cleaning up a big puddle of Golden
Retriever pee from the floor of the workshop!
The shop owner was very nice about it, though.
(I’ll spare you a photo of that one!)
I had a wonderful extended family
of one man and seven women from Chicago this summer, on a very hot day. It was my first and only tour with more than
one vehicle involved. Between our stops,
I gave my running commentary from the front seat of one car, while the second
car had me on speaker phone. One of our
stops was E&S Bulk Foods, the giant Amish grocery store in Shipshewana,
where one of the ladies wanted to buy some chicken to take home. As we entered, our man said to the women, “Ten
minutes! Ten to twelve minutes!” At that point, the seven women all grabbed
carts and scattered in all directions like a covey of quail!... Twenty minutes later there was still no sign
of any of them at the checkout counter.
Let’s just say they didn’t buy out the store, but they went home with a
lot more than chicken.

All in all, it’s been a great year
as a tour guide, and my husband has enjoyed it, too. (He gets better tips than I do!) The tourist season isn’t over yet, and as the
weather gets cooler, touring will be even more pleasant. We plan to advertise more widely for 2024, so
maybe one of us will see you then!